Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	203	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2557	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	3521

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4572	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!