Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”