Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	181	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	3171
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9045
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Secret Passages Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	302407
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2720
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3805	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
New Chunks Explored:	969303	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3568	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5467	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.