Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1732
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	181	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	650234
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8625	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3100

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!