Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	279

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1637	Ores Mined:	3169
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3746	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Star Shards Collected:	161
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6630

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!