Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5463
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	1412

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	686	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7102	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!