Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8810	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	8593	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2992	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchantments Applied:	205
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Farms Harvested:	998

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	7014
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.