Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	8793

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1474
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	3899
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ores Mined:	9904
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.