Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Emeralds Found:	3793	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Crops Grown:	1827	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1164	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).