Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	75
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Potions Brewed:	69	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6636	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	4141
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	8930
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.