Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	193
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3098	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5158
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!