Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

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So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Love Letters Sent:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Crops Grown:	4269	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1085	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	6232	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	7030
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Towns Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.