Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9580

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5852	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	104
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	4515	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7070
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	231	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.