Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Ores Mined:	4436	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4720
Ores Mined:	5781	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchantments Applied:	96
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	927497	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	6250	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.