Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	266	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ores Mined:	6068
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Star Shards Collected:	101	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	6534	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Emeralds Found:	8990	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Farms Harvested:	430

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.