Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	7978	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	2920
Enchantments Applied:	171	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Animals Bred:	146
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	3
Farms Harvested:	580	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.