Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1986	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	7084	Magic Items Found:	2243
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5817	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1680
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.