Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	108	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dimension Hops:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crops Grown:	2539	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.