Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ores Mined:	3063	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2715	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	169571	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
New Chunks Explored:	456846	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Towns Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	400	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.