Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	7197	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	3664

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	9585
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	640999
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4712	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!