Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Crops Grown:	1198	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Star Shards Collected:	234	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
New Chunks Explored:	761215	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	309982
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Crops Grown:	4666
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9012

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.