Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocks2Die

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Farms Harvested:	972	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Star Shards Collected:	143
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8263	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	233
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.