Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	541	Buildings Constructed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	104
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchantments Applied:	155
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Crops Grown:	4826
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Star Shards Collected:	110
Players Killed by Monsters:	3833	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Items Found:	6743
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.