Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4769	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3479
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	1400
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	386012
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	750252

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.