Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3435
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9417	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	124

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9775
Magic Items Found:	1420	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5176
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!