Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Towns Built:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Star Shards Collected:	145	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	429527	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2172	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ores Mined:	2719	Towns Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5756
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.