Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2947
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2311
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Items Found:	8542	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.