Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwoleCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	328901	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	94	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Items Found:	5738	Void Gems Collected:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3729	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	469	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.