Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Vtuber Sluts R Us – Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a cheerleader on steroids – full of energy and ready to pump you up! Join us for a wild ride where the creepers cheer you on instead of blowing you up, and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s the star of our weekly dance-offs, busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive cheerleader outfits for your character to wear, complete with pom-poms and glitter. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the outfit, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a cheer-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to shake your booty like never before!

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Blocktopia

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a group of fearless players and a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server. Will you be able to defeat the mighty Chicken King and restore peace to the land?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance Bigfoot and earn his respect?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco Champion. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the Disco Demon with your sick dance skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Remember, we did it reddit. Our fight was not for nought… it was for the ultimate lolzy Minecraft server experience!

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CodyCraft: Where Minecraft meets wrestling!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where you can meet the one and only Cody Rhodes! That’s right, the wrestling superstar himself is a virtual entity on our server, ready to shake your hand and show you the ropes.

But beware, Cody Rhodes is not your average player. He may have a cold gaze, but that just adds to the excitement of playing on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures you’ll go on with Cody by your side? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where illusions become reality and anything is possible.

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———– MegaTimes———- Minecraft server

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MegaTimes is not your average griefer mode. You have to fight with players, grief. You can do a lot on our server!

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Terrashift – Vanillla SMP

120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, active members, AFK display, Armor statues, Bluemap, builder-friendly, collaboration, Community, community cities, cozy hut, Datapacks, hermitcraft, home teleports, Mob Heads, No Griefing, No hacking, No pvp, no rudeness, No Stealing, player head drops, Public farms, PvE, Redstone, redstone contraptions, server changes, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Server: terrashift.net

Server map: https://map.terrashift.net

Who are we?Terrashift is a whitelisted vanilla SMP 1.20.1 server with a focus on collaboration and building a community.

If you are interested in starting fresh and would like play/build on a server similar to Hermitcraft with a focus on building a community feel free to apply with the form listed at the end of the post. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Details:If you feel like building and collaborating on giant redstone contraptions or just want to build a cozy hut somewhere and relax we got you covered. We are very builder-friendly and while it’s still a fresh new world there are great community cities and massive public farms in the works.

Server rules are rather simple. Terrashift is a place where we’d like everyone to feel welcome and have fun, so in general rules follow the same principles:

– no griefing– no stealing– no pvp without consent from all parties– no rudeness towards fellow members– no “hacking” like x-ray/fly/general mods that give unfair advantages or abilities not possible in vanilla.

We currently have ~20 active members and are looking for people who share the same goals.

All server changes/additions/removals are voted on by all members to make sure everyone has a say on the server direction as it develops in Discord.

Currently while we try to keep gameplay as vanilla as possible server is running several datapacks:

– home teleports– player head drops– more mob heads– afk display– armor statues– fast leaf decay– wandering trades

All of the changes related to datapacks are decided by voting so the list can change over time.

How to apply:To apply , you can fill out the form at this link: Apply. We will reach out to you as soon as possible afterwards.

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Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

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Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

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Anarchycrafts

Anarchy, borders, fair, HARD, Land Claim, Minecraft, no staff, no-tp, Nocheat, Nohacks, Plugins, Protection, Semianarchy, Server, Survival

Version 1.20.4

Semi-anarchy server. Minimum amount of plugins to keep things fair. No-tp, protection, land claim, borders. Just hard survival. No staff.

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CraftyCritters

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, modding, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, set up, Steam Deck, Steam page, Sunbreak, Where does /vg/ play

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with monsters, hunters, and epic battles!

Ever wanted to ride a Rathalos into battle while wearing a suit made of Kirin horns? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our armor set search feature will help you find the perfect gear to make you the ultimate monster-slaying machine.

But wait, there’s more! Our monster weakness database will give you the upper hand in combat, allowing you to take down even the toughest foes with ease. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our decorations database to bling out your gear like never before?

Join now and embark on a journey like no other in a Minecraft server that will leave you ROFLing all day long! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you in our world of Monster Hunter mayhem!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

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Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

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VirginLoserBullyFem

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where a mysterious femanon will bully and tease you for being a virgin loser while you jerk off!

Join us for the ultimate humiliation experience as you try to survive in a world where your self-esteem is constantly being crushed by a merciless stranger. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored again! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be roasted like never before!

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Purrfectly Uncertain Craft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Schrödinger’s cat can’t resist playing! This server is so mind-bendingly fun, even quantum physics can’t explain it. Join us for a wild ride through alternate dimensions and crazy adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned off Schrödinger’s cat. That’s right, they single-handedly caused a paradox in the universe just by playing Minecraft. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden deep within our world – it’s said to grant wishes to those who find it.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to keep an eye on Schrödinger’s cat – we don’t want any more paradoxes on our hands!

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TwitchWorld – RP server Minecraft server

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Welcome to TwitchWorld, a unique world where every step is an exciting adventure! ?

Here you don’t just play – you become part of something bigger. Immerse yourself in a role-playing game where every choice matters.

Features of our TwitchWorld server:

Streamers: Our streamers not only entertain, but also protect! Buy streamers like MrBeast, Buster, 5orka and many others, and let them bravely fight mobs on your side.

No privates: Discover freedom! Our world is borderless – build, explore and interact without limits.

Stability: Enjoy uninterrupted gaming thanks to our reliable servers that provide a smooth and stable gaming experience.

TwitchWorld is waiting for you! Join us and become part of the legend. Your story begins here… ✨

Adventure, friendship, and endless possibilities – you’ll find it all and more at TwitchWorld. Come in and see for yourself!

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Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!

Who needs reality when you can join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, confusion, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dance, DerpyCraft, emotions, Fly, habits, Human nature, introspection, Observation, patterns, Perception, Pigs, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social norms, society, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is like a wild party that never ends!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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