Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Crops Grown:	2169
Mines Excavated:	4804	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4337	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	7879	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ToiletPaperTussleCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.