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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 281 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 491 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 171896 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!