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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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