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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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