Crafty Fudders and BTC Sellers – WTF Minecraft Server

5T MCAP, Ballistic, Bitcoin, btc, Bullish, Crafty, Crypto, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, fudders, Future, growth, hodl, Hold, Investment, Market Cap, Minecraft, profit, sellers, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, STOP FUDDING, STOP SELLING BTC, success, Trading, WTF

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

New Minecraft Servers

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to buckle up because things are about to get seriously insane.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2722	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magic Items Found:	2041
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Votes:	2539	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2721
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Star Shards Collected:	129	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1129
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com