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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3218
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	749414

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LessonLearnedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	116
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2230	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Ores Mined:	2984
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1280
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	1076
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4