Crafty Fappers United: Where every day is a new adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2718	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	693008
Dragon Eggs Found:	7127	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	1148
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3519	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3138
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!