Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crops Grown:	9302
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

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HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Items Found:	4635
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	5727
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

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MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	1058
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	7658
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Buildings Constructed:	16

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2634
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

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Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

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