Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3693	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

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BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	753
Enchantments Applied:	299	Players Killed by Monsters:	5043
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	2677	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5705	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Emeralds Found:	3563	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Potions Brewed:	90	Emeralds Found:	6502
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	1580
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Void Gems Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ores Mined:	4002
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645