Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Emeralds Found:	2603	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

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TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Buildings Constructed:	33
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

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BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	723	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	110

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3593
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	261
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Votes:	6759

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

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VikkCraft.com

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4872
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	304
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com