Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Emeralds Found:	2697
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	818
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	60
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	527335	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com