Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Animals Bred:	94	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Items Found:	7986	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Alien Abductions:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	6609	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	310	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9850
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Emeralds Found:	2395	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	4568	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org