Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

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Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

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Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	142

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	8032
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mines Excavated:	4692	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	6271	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5325	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	1682
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	125

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
New Chunks Explored:	776862	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	430670
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

sky-network.eu