Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

anticlimactic, Crafty, Disappointment, disappointments, disapproval, disconcerting, discontent, discouraging, Disenchanted, disheartening, disillusioning, dismay, dispiriting, Edition, Failure, frustrating, let down, letdown, lolz, Massive, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unsatisfactory, upsetting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9697
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Constelaria

Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

play.spacecorp.store:8557

EMT GREEN

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

-Emt staff

green.epicminetime.com

FlatzMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

node.flatzmc.com

JujuCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

mc.jujucraft.net

Zoglin SMP

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104

{ ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

ZoglinSMP.apexmc.co

Clan RKS Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Animals Bred:	194
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

minecraft.clanrks.com

BraveMC

Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	6538	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1987	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to BraveMC

Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

BraveMC.net

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	8745

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

play.transminecraft.gay

TooTallGaming

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

tootallgaming.com

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

161.129.154.185

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	51
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

45.138.50.46:25570

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5267	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

s3.hosthorde.com:26831

Crazy Economy Craft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Items Found:	7670
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

– PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

mc.crazyeconomycraft.com

TrappedMC – Classic Prison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

discord.gg/trappedmc

A classic grinding experience

The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Focus on PvP

Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

trappedmc.com

Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

Adventure, Forge, Magic, Modded, Neoforge, Survival, Tech

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

wish4swiss.mcserv.co