Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3414	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Towns Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

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Strike the Earth

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

We are a survival server with PVP/PVE and many bukkit plugins, such as mcmmo, factions, dynmap, and more!

We run custom maps made through much effort with the TerrainControl bukkit plugin.

Please visit the forums at http://striketheearth.freeforums.org or the dynamic map at http://129.24.147.229:8123

129.24.146.112

Rise Network

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

RISE NETWORK OFFICIAL VOTE SECTION | LIFESTEAL | FFA | PUBLIC NETWORK

IP – play.risenetwork.uk.to:32931

sg-01.slicehosting.tech:32931

FuzzyCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Server: FuzzyCraft IP: mc.fuzzycraft.com Use /server to switch to one of the follow:

Server: FuzzyCraft Factions IP: factions.fuzzycraft.com Type: Factions PvP

Server: FuzzyCraft Kits IP: kits.fuzzycraft.com Type: Kits PvP

mc.fuzzycraft.com

CrustyCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2431
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

CrustyCraft is a PVP server, with many plugins such as Factions and Lockitt. We have a good community and an awesome staff. We treat all new players well and apply reasonable rules.

85.236.100.50:26565

Isaacs Craftopia

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Farms Harvested:	553	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our inclusive Minecraft server on Unraid! All are welcome to craft, build, and explore together in our vibrant virtual world. Let’s adventure

isaac.griffiths-server.com

Fantasia Universe

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	6555
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	8076
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Fantasia Universe – Where dreams and fantasies become reality!

Dedicated 24/7 powerful lagfree server, PVE/PVP, many ranks with perks, stable economy, player based shops, lot/chest protection, friendly staff and community, online for 8.5+ years and still going strong! Multi-world universe system with many worlds with their own unique purpose: Economy/McMMO semi-vanilla, Creative, Skyblock, Minigames, Modded SlimeFun.

Highly informative site with EVERYTHING you need to know about Fantasia. Visit at http://www.fantasiauniverse.com

Friendly, tight-knit community.

Top notch, friendly staff here to help you enjoy your Fantasia experience to the fullest.

mc.fantasiauniverse.com

AdventureMC

Anarchy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

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195.201.168.105

EMT Networks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3282	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Epicminetime-Hub

The Bridge between all Epicminetime’s servers. Join the Hub to try all types of gemeplay we have to offer in our servers! We currently have 3 servers, and each server has it’s own unique style of gameplay. More servers are to be added so there wil always be a gametype of your liking!

✰Friendly staff! ✰always up to date! ✰DDos protection ✰Run by experienced owners

play.epicminetime.com

Moon

Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Beautiful dungeons, artmaps, voice chat, emotions and a lot of interesting things. Waiting for you.

moon.gomc.fun

ATon2s Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

ATon2’s Server

This server has everything I could have possibly put on it. It’s got the following great things:

– Survival – Creative – Skyblock – PvP – Survival Games – Worldedit – Minigames – CopsNRobbers

These are all spread out between three different servers! Come join us and experience EVERYTHING!

play.aton2.com

Wildclaw Bay

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

50.20.202.198

BlockBox

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	146	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.

server.blockbox.us

Constelaria

Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Potions Brewed:	163
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

play.spacecorp.store:8557

EMT GREEN

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3217
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

-Emt staff

green.epicminetime.com

FlatzMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Items Found:	8319	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

node.flatzmc.com