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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ores Mined:	7050
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2577

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

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Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	656	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Star Shards Collected:	149	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Towns Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1839	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7312	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchantments Applied:	184	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	9846
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Votes:	9375
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9873

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	4009
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com