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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

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Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

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OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3147
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Buildings Constructed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	10

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	7567	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Votes:	2461	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	3996	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6285
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	1952	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	1379
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	2737
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net