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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

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HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	30

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

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Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

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MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	293
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

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FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	5050	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	8566

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	7334
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

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Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8110	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	180

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	3

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

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