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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Star Shards Collected:	202
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2528	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	4567
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mines Excavated:	3392
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	369298	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7854
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Living Statues Befriended:	1

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8618	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	7374

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net