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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

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Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	5700	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

realmportalmc.xyz

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	4047
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

play.terratalesrp.com

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

warlock-mc.com

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	217	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

jogar.redegalaxy.xyz:25868

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

play.aetheriuscraft.com

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	158	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

play.minecraft-infected.com

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

play.apocgaming.org

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crops Grown:	1403	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	644647	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

15.jpn.gg:4346

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

anarchymc.go.ro

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	8620

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

play.thundercraft.xyz

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crops Grown:	4231	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

pixelmon-au.com

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Votes:	5209	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

flawlessmc.com

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

play.townysaga.com

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

tca.us.to