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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6474
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

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Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4621	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9636	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

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Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	9800
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	246
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Votes:	9033
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2244	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

37.10.122.72:25714